These Brilliant Bros Drunkenly Tried to Kickstart a Happy Hour at Chipotle, and Their Results Are Absurd

You'd think Chipotle might reassess their selling strategy in light of the seemingly continual string of eboli outbreaks. Anyone else gettin' those complimentary burrito coupons in the mail lately?

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